So many applications here. Sausage gravy on biscuits. Brown gravy and cheese curds on french fries. Turkey gra-...no...fuck that. Turkey gravy is the Dana Plato of the Diff'rent Strokes Gravy Family. Wrong color, not interesting in any way, and nobody notices when it's not there.
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| Sausage makes anything better. |
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| It tastes like happiness and rainbows and unicorn spit. |
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| Seriously...this is Dana "Turkey Gravy" Plato...who evidently did Playboy. Who knew? |
9. Oddly Large Furniture
Not pieces that are obscenely large...just a little slightly too big. My couch for example...the arms on it are just too wide and too high.
8. Stephen Hawking and Malcolm Gladwell Books
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| Pretty sure Hawking never did Playboy. |
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| Gladwell probably hasn't either. |
7. Bacon.
Seriously...I'm not going to explain this. Just examine the following glory:
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| Giggity |
6. Yoga Pants
Used judiciously, of course.
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| Not like this...of course, shout-out to theChive.com, love that site. |
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| Much better. |
5. FIIIIIIVE GOLLLLLDENNN TOQUESSS
4. Houseplants.
3. Shatner Doing Anything. Same with Christopher Walken.
2. Jiggly Animated GIFS. Steph...click HERE to bypass this. I know you get all weird.
1. HAHAHHAHA...I GOT STEPH EITHER WAY!
You are such an ass. LMAO!
ReplyDeleteSteph is a homophobe but she'll say I'm just a lesbo. I don't understand this post because I don't get the context!
ReplyDeleteI have no idea who this is...so I guess I lack the context. Anyway, I usually find a way to get Steph to look at jiggly boobs about once a week.
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